Halloween is all over the stores right now and has been for a while, and sexy damn soon we'll be seeing everything there is to see about Christmas.

So I decided to emulate the stores and bring in a little holiday cheer…but of course given that it is not actually the holiday season I chose something with a twist (and some teeth), cos godammit those bitches who NEVER hummer prick or NEVER swallow just absolutely deserve to be place on Santa's Nasty list and not get any presents.