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Every now and then a film comes along this touches the hearts of millions. An epic romance this captures the fragile connection between fellow and woman, while exploring the emotional ramifications of unconditional hardcore butt-fucking. The Whackman wants to laugh. The Whackman wants to cry. The Whackman wants to rub a few out. Let’s get into Legend’s sentimental video.

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Scene 1 opens up with a couple at the end of dinner. The bill is left and neither of the two will pay it—until they negotiate. Stunning fair Ashley Long serves her pussy up as dessert under the table for her guy. Ashley then gives a head him off right in the middle of the restaurant. this mistress sits on top of the table and takes a knifing from her date’s prick. Then Ashley bounces on her date’s sausage in reverse cowgirl and finishes in the doggy position before getting blasted in the face. valuable opening scene.

sexy fair slut Brittney Skye plays a high maintenance girl-friend who is forced to please her guy. Brittney wraps her mouth around this fella's penis for a nice amount of time before this belle gets her cunt munched. that perfect babe gets pounded while lying on the side of a jacuzzi and moans like a penetrating professional. Britney rough rides her fellow in a hardcore pace before putting her ass in the air to take it from behind. Her man’s load is squirted all over her ass and pussy.

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The erotic Melanie Jagger slobs her man down to begin scene 3. Her man then hurricane tongues her goods, while using both arms to stretch her two holes out. Melanie takes it in the ass while her worn out cunt stares at The Whackman. Her fine tits bounce while that mistress sits on top of her man. Her pussy gets slitted doggystyle and her tits get splashed with warm cum.

starting off in swarthy in white before changing to color, miniature tittied cute-faced fair Phoenix Ray gets her cunt spit on and eaten out. Phoenix sooooo deep throats her man before pleasing that boyfriend's crooked penis from underneath. that beauty then balances herself on one leg and throws her other leg over her mans shoulder to continue the twat thrashing. Phoenix lies on the table to let her man finish off in her mouth.

A sensuous brunette Lezley Zen caresses her man’s sausage with both her arm and mouth to start off the final scene. Lezley gets her pierced clit mouth played, before requesting the sausage to take over. that beauty perches on top of her man and springs into action, before getting on all fours to receive a doggystyle treat. Her man shoots her all over the face.

Legend’s sentimental clip was a well casted flick that lived up to be a delicious damn good clip. The Whackman let out 8 strong loads. Everyone held their own and kept The Whackman in a dreamy ass mood. Good shit Legend.

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Jun 18

People are always telling you Legend’s Lady Luck is just around the corner. But, no one ever told The Whackman this chick worked the corner as well! Maybe The Whackman will get lucky…

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The foreign sexy-faced petite Salena Del Ray opens up by cheating on her husband, and gagging on this fella's friend’s dick. this perfect babe then gets pianoed in her pussy and ass. After, Salena gets uppercutted from underneath and truly enjoys the hard ride in both holes. that beauty lies on her back while continuing to let her husband’s friend pump her septic tank before letting him drown her in the face. Decent opening scene.

Scene 2 begins with the fuckable milf fair Nina Ferrari spit shining her man’s long sausage before getting tittyfucked. Nina then gets her twat licked before it’s slitted by the monster prick. Nina is sandwiched between the bench chair and her man in seductive copulating position. Her cunt takes more clothe in and tear doggystyle and that chick jerks off all her man’s juice onto her tits.

A decent looking brunette with precious tits named Kelsey Hart gets her goods munched on by her man. that beauty then performs an average bj and then gets sidewayed in her snatch while on the couch. Her ass gets rammed from behind by her man. Kelsey turns around to face her man and continues to get her ass stretched, before delightsome the money shot on her tongue.

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In scene 4, the entrancing vast titted fair Claudia Adkins uses her mouth to perform a sensual clinic on her man’s pecker. Claudia lies on her back to get double fingered and licked. that perfect babe then gets in reverse cowgirl and bounces while moaning in a high pitched uncontrollable way. Claudia lets her man plug her doggystyle and sideways before getting in missionary to let him splash her on the face. The Whackman hates when the bush and the hair on a bitch’s head don’t match in color—that’s unprofessional.

The short haired pouty looking Drew Hurlie gives a free fuck to the husband whose wife cheated on him. Now that’s who The Whackman defines as Lady Luck. Drew wraps her miniature mouth around dude’s member in a silent suck job. The bitch is in mute. that belle finally lets out a little moan when that beauty sits on the bench and gets her bald beaver thrusted. Drew is somewhat of a deadfuck in a boring ending fuck scene.

Lady Luck was an average video with no real memorable performance. Everyone performed at par with the exception of a weak, unclimatic ending. The flow of the sex started off sweet penetrating good, then it just remained stagnant throughout the clip and eventually The Whackman made a sandwich while finishing the last scene. 5 loads were fired in an okay film. Lucky? It depends whether you look at your cup half full or half empty of cum…

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The Whackman’s imagination is going to run wild while reviewing Legend’s dreams of the Flesh. The title is setting the bar high for The Whackman, so Legend better cum through.

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The first scene opens up straight into the action with the charming fair Roxanne Hall sucking off a jailbird in the next cell. this mistress then puts her pussy in position to receive admirable slow uppercutting in between the bars. They then magically appear in the same jail cell to continue the dream. Roxanne sits on him for a quick minute before lying on her back to get the continued thrusting on her bald beaver. Her face gets smothered in cum to end a decent opening scene.

The ribald mouthed British whore Layla Jade couldn’t wait to get nailed, and after a brief interview, this beauty attempts to train her guy on the art of hardcore. Like a pro, Layla wraps her mouth around her man’s penis. that beauty then bounces on that beau's sausage while continuing to talk her shit. that beloved lies on her back and brings her knees to her shoulders, before bewitching it doggystyle in her ass. The cameraman didn’t maximize the shot angles and the scene is somewhat dull.

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A strip tease by the exotic foreign red head Katja Kassin starts off scene 3, before that perfect babe gets her twat played with by an old man. Katja gets in reverse cowgirl and slams her cunt down on that sausage and afterwards cleans that beau's ramrod with her mouth. The old fogie then pulverizes Katja’s pussy with all that fella's might but it doesn’t seem to do a thing for Katja. Too bad Katja—you should’ve had Legend call The Whackman because the “hooker and client looking sex� doesn’t cut it for The Whackman’s dream.

chick on babe action takes put between average looking Brooke and the Czech Republic’s sweet import Isabelle. Sensual was the word to describe here, as they both took their seductive ass times appealing each other. The Whackman can understand why lesbians exist—women are a beautiful penetrating species. Isabelle works on Brooke’s cunt first with both her fingers and her tongue, before getting the slow and steady favor in return. Brooke pulls out a silver vibrator and works Isabelle to bliss land.

After a long ass interview, the seductive looking Ice La Fox gets her pussy licked and slapped by her fuck man. Ice spit shines her fuck buddy’s sausage before cute it from behind. that belle then takes it from underneath while rubbing her miniature tits. that perfect babe puts her pussy in the air (on the couch) while that beauty balances her shoulders (and back of her head) on the floor until her fuck buddy lets loose all over her belly.

With the exception of the first scene, dreams of the Flesh was just a standard clip that didn’t have “fantasies� involved. When The Whackman thinks dreams, The Whackman thinks about tying a bitch up on all four corners of a bed to look like a starfish. The sex scenes were not memorable, and only 4 unsatisfying shots were fired in a enormous disappointment.

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Jun 15

The Whackman suspects a Nympholeptos Satyrias outbreak occurring at underground fight clubs in Legend’s Nymph Fever 5. Let’s hope the disease is incurable.

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sweetheart pie Gwen Summers playfully giggles before going down to suck off her fellow at a gas station. this mistress then leans against a fuel pump and gets her love little cunt fingered and licked. Gwen is railed while standing up with an ankle on her man’s shoulder, and then this beauty sits on him and bounces like a little chick who is enjoying sex for the first time. Her ravishing moans get The Whackman off every time and she’s developed a indecent mouth to heighten the scene, as she gets doggied before STOPPING? What the penetrate? Her man ends up jerking off on her face. The Whackman is almost pissed off… but all is well this ends well.

Scene 2 has the leader of The penetrate Club getting this fella's way with both Renee La Rue (a fair milf) and the sweet brunette Jewel De Nyle. The two whores with banging bodies switch off sucking the dude’s sausage. Fingers and tongues are going in every hole unattended to and no gap is left unsatisfied in that raw scene for all the leader’s spectators in the room to enjoy. Even a vibrator gets pulled out to ensure both tramps are getting their due need.

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impure mouthed whore Kendra Jade requests to get penetrated by her interrogator and her slutty ass gets what she’s looking for. however not ugly, her worn out face has a “trailer trash� effect on The Whackman, but what she lacks in a admirable face, she makes up for with her infatuation for worthwhile hardcore sex. Kendra oozes sex and her performance is her strong point. She gives a mean bj and her twat (and ass) can engulf a weenie. She actually ends up looking better than originally stated. Or maybe it was just her sexual aura.

Our cover babe, the insatiable foreigner Nikita Denise waters a garden topless before being interrupted by her man. Nikita then wraps her mouth around that boyfriend's hose and really deep throats oh so well. After her man damn near sticks that fellow's whole palm in her ass, Nikita takes that fella's weenie up her twat from underneath and bounces rhythmically while spreading her ass cheeks to show her man that loose asshole of hers. She then gets her ass jabbed with that beau's penis in both a doggy and sideway position, before he cums all over her pussy.

The Whackman has definitely caught the Nymph Fever 5, as every scene had The Whackman drained. Great casting job Legend, as there are no ugly whores and the clip flowed well. that's one of the few vids where every slut deserves credit for getting The Whackman off, and all 8 healthy loads were very much appreciated by The Whackman.

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Jun 14

Ever imagine this you've lived in another life? Well, here’s The Whackman’s chance in a behind the scenes set party, come-as-you-were in a previous life, in Legend’s Party Trash.

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Scene 1 begins with some interracial amuse with the appealing foreign cover babe Nikita Denise. that hottie gives a head her copulate buddy’s ramrod precious and slow before getting doggied in an all anal scene. this beauty then rides the long hard pecker until that belle climaxes. Nikita lies on her back to return the favor to her copulate buddy as he unloads that boyfriend's juice all over her well deserved ass. good opening scene.

The weird faced flat chested Lola begins scene 2 by slobbing some dude down (while some cute fair is watching from across the room). Then Lola gets her hairless beaver licked and slapped by the dude before bouncing on the sausage. Lola runs her pussy juice all over the rock hard weenie and treats it like that hottie owns it. that perfect babe then leans against a wall and places one leg on dude’s shoulder while that beauty gets her pussy hammered. Lola lets dude finish her off in the doggy position in a decent scene if you place a bag over her face.

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A tolerable looking fair with miniature tits named Heather Lynn opens up by getting on her knees to sooooo deep throat her buddy before screaming while getting her ass fingered and twat licked. Heather spreads her legs wide to get her pussy planted on the bed missionary style. They continue in the sideway position at a rapid pace before Lola gets on all fours to take her buddy to the promise land.

Scene 4 opens up in a barn with the milf fair Tara, blowing a dude whose young enough to be her son. Tara bounces on that weenie like a jockey rides that beau's horse. that belle lies on her back to get her pussy punished by the young lad. He makes Tara turn her flat ass around to get doggied while they stand. Tara ends it by milking that fella's dick with her palm.

While in a subway train, wide-mouthed (but decent looking) fair Kiri uses a mannequin arm to get her off before some dude intervenes to assist her. After a little strip dance in her genie outfit, Kiri goes down to town on her man. They stand up and penetrate while Kiri holds onto a pole. Kiri’s cunt then engulfs her man’s penis while that perfect babe sits on him. Her flat ass is a bit of a distraction, but this chick makes up for it with her flexibility.

Party Trash gets credit for effort, but each bitch had a flaw in her appearance with the exception of Nikita Denise in scene 1. The Whackman let 5 respectable loads rip, although none were as heavy as Nikita’s.

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Jun 13

The Whackman grabbed some garlic and a crucifix to ward away evil spirits while viewing Legend’s Haunted. those are the tales, the freaky tales…

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Scene 1 opens up with the sexual predator Miss Arrayo getting four-fingered in the ass by her buddy. Then Miss Arrayo bobs and weaves, using her saliva liberally. this girl fixates her eyes on her fellow while sitting on her man’s sausage. this perfect babe then bends over to take it doggystyle up the crapper before lying on her back to let her man finish off.

After playing with the Ouija board, the thick slut Toni James 69’s with a stranger (a ghost). Toni lets the ghost titty penetrate her for a bit before that perfect babe rides him. A seductive tattoo of the letter “F� can be spotted on her bald beaver. Toni gets her ass smothered by the ghost’s ramrod in the doggy position. It was a somewhat slow, boring scene for The Whackman which is unusual for an all anal scene. A lack of chemistry was the case.

A time traveling ghost finds that boyfriend's way into the living room to meet with a decent looking brunette named Friday. After getting eaten out, Friday slobs the ghost down. Her twat then gets pounded while that girl sits in a chair. Friday’s moaning was superb and turned The Whackman on, although there was something wrong with her face. But you don’t copulate her face, right? that belle then gets her pussy rammed doggystyle before sitting on the ghost, ravishing that mate's load in her mouth like a fine little whore.

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The too much make-up wearing fair ghostwhore Claudia Adkins gets eaten out on a chair prior to sucking off her human penetrate buddy. that beauty spreads her pussy lips apart and bounces on the sausage. Claudia then screams from the top of her penetrating lungs while getting her pussy mutilated as that belle sits down on the chair. that perfect babe “oh god and yes’s� her way through her soon-to-need-stitches alluring.

Covergirl Briana Banks dildo’s her fine self as that chick pretends its The Whackman’s cock—at least that’s how The Whackman sees it. After rolling around the carpet in ecstasy (both Briana and The Whackman), a ghost appears out of nowhere to slit Briana’s pussy with the grade A piece of nailing that beloved deserves. The ghost takes a moment to taste Briana’s sexy cunt before having Briana put her mouth around that boyfriend's cock. The ghost then thrusts her doggystyle, before sidewaying her like a motherfucking thoroughbred on that fellow's way to a grandiose load of goodies for Briana’s consuming enjoyment.

Haunted left The Whackman possessed and obsessed, as Briana nailing Banks left The Whackman dehydrated with her stellar performance. Scene 2 was the only scene that didn’t seem to fit the pace of the movie as the relax of the scenes carried their build-up roles. The Whackman fired off 7 shots, including 4 long, healthy loads to the potential future Mrs. Whackman.

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The Whackman is invited to step behind the closed doors of hotel rooms to see what is really going on. It’s time to check into Legend’s Paradise Hotel, where everyone is supposedly satisfied with the customer service. Very interesting.

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In the first hotel room, stuck in the 80’s milf looking Keisha Dominguez gets eaten out after a decent blowjob. this chick then gets analized while this beauty begs to get pounded. Keisha then gets on all fours to continue the anal treatment and her ass is cleaned out. Not to leave her pussy left out, that beauty lays on her back to get her furry bush penetrated as well before hot the load in her mouth.

A clown looking Bailey Montaine starts off by putting a blindfold over a dude who is having that boyfriend's last fling before he gets married. The dumbass dude takes that boyfriend's blindfold off—The Whackman can’t fathom that, but oh well. Bailey gives a head him off before sitting on that boyfriend's face. that girl actually looks better once her caked ass face loses make-up, but still, her features are hard and that beauty still looks a little like a dude. Bailey takes it up the crapper both doggystyle and sideways before getting plugged in her pierced twat. Her ribald mouth is her strongpoint.

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Two broads get it on in scene 3. Dude looking brunette Lola (who resembles a tennis pro in the MEN’S bracket) muff dives into a fair milf named Tara. A vibrator is then sat on by Tara while that perfect babe sports a strap-on on her knee to use on Lola. It was very creative and The Whackman was slightly turned on. Tara then dresses in the strap on and bonks Lola in her cunt before giving it to Lola to doggystyle her. They finale with a double sided vibrator and work that shit like champs.

The exotic stunning bombshell Sadie Jordan (who is Tera Patrick in The Whackman’s copulating book) gets the business from a lucky dude. Sadie [for arguments sake] puts her tongue on that penis oh so sensually while in the 69 position. that perfect babe then gets sideways in her succulent snatch before riding on her buddy in reverse cowgirl. Sadie lies on her back and gets pulled to the side of the bed to get copulated while her buddy stands up. Her pussy is creamed with the deserving load.

The final scene brings back the fair milf Tara who gets some “love making� on with her husband. Tara sits on a chair to get eaten out prior to so really deep throating her husband. that perfect babe sits back down to get her pussy tattooed before alluring it to the floor for a fine “sit-down� session. After bouncing on the sausage, that beloved gets doggy treated by her master and gets that mate's luv squirted all on her ass as that bitch is definitely man’s best friend.

Paradise Hotel is a decent movie that has no significant plot; it was just full of hardcore sex that The Whackman can truly appreciate as it got 6 full loads, split between Sadie and Tara. It started off slow, but after the nice chick on chick scene in scene 3, all is well that ends well.

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Jun 11

There's something about a babe with a bald pate this is really charming. The Whackman is delightsome it to the billiards hall to view Totally Tasteless Video’s Q Balls 2. By the cover beloved on that video, The Whackman better bring a cue stick to ward her ugly ass off…

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Scene 1 opens up with a road-kill faced looking rocker slut named Sushi. that babe starts by masturbating while waiting for the two dudes that chick phoned to come over. The Whackman will give credit where credit is due as Sushi can suck a pecker as that girl displays her skills on one dude while getting plugged by the other dude. The Whackman could understand the excitement that the “blow job dude� got, but the “hittin the pussy dude� should have been limp. He must not be getting any pussy with the exception of the road-kill women.

Scene 2 has a retarded looking bald chick with sweet admirable tits named Serena. To The Whackman, that shit is an oxy moron, but it was kinda adorable. Serena 69’s with some nerdy lookin dude. They take the oral exchange from the bedroom to the bathroom into a jacuzzi. Serena gets her priceless ass pounded from behind and if wasn’t for that gut of hers, this hottie would look half-ass decent. Serena drains that fella's ramrod in a clean money shot caught all in her mouth. The greedy bastard then goes to the bedroom to penetrate her again in multiple positions. He jerks himself off on Serena’s bald head in what was, surprisingly, not too bad of a scene.

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In the final scene (taking put in jail), a 450 pound, yeah 450 pound, bath of lard named Earth Quake rocks some unlucky dude’s world. Hey, The Whackman has nothing against gross beauties because they are heat in the winter and shade in the summer, but god dayam The Whackman couldn’t even locate the bitch’s pussy under all them layers of cellulite. Luckily, Earth Quake was messin with a hung swarthy dude and, evidently, he must have owed the county some community service because lord knows he should have called in sick for that gig.

After vomiting twice, The Whackman managed to place a review together for Q Balls 2. The girls in scene one and three will turn any straight man homosexual and the chick in scene two is worth beating off to, as only 1 shot was fired before The Whackman’s sausage went into hibernation mode. The Whackman needs a motherfuckin vacation…

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Rain Production’s Asses In The Air 1 is an all anal assault for The Whackman’s viewing enjoyment. Let’s do this…

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After a meaningless conversation between the cameraman and some of the broads, the exotic foreign brunette slut Nikita Denise warms The Whackman up by tugging at her tits while getting licked by some pasty white dude. Nikita then works on dude’s sausage with her mouth before laying on her back to get drilled in the cunt. this girl then rides dude and truly displays her genuine fond for penetrating through her moans and facial expression. this beauty then takes an anal assault while being sidewayed and then takes this buddy's load on the side of her face. Nikita’s luv handles have a little bit more “love� than it should, but it’s more to fond for The Whackman. worthy opening scene.

A hot brunette and fair combo takes put in scene two. Jewel Marceau, a brunette with a decent body starts by getting tongue-caressed by the hot fair Ava Vincent. Ava takes out a pink vibrator and stabs Jewel, while twisting it oh so admirable. Then Jewel puts in work on Ava’s delicate little snatch before pulling out a two-toned vibrator to give Ava maximum enjoyment. Ava got on all fours to take it up the crapper. Then Jewel gets a silver ice-pick looking vibrator jammed up her ass to end the scene.

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A hot looking swarthy babe with a banging body named Kimber Blake tries to have an intelligent conversation with the cameraman, but all The Whackman was thinking was “shut the fuck up and suck this dick�. this beauty obliged The Whackman by putting her voluptuous lips around some dude’s tiny white dick. Kimber then sat on the pool chair to get clit massaged by her fuck buddy’s tongue. Kimber than got jabbed in her twat by her fuck buddy and was surprisingly lacing this mate's weenie with her juice. The Whackman’s pecker would’ve been drowned with her shit if he was copulating her. that babe then took it up the number two chute doggystyle and was sprayed all over her back and ass.

Asses In The Air 1 proved to be a long flick for just three scenes. There was a lot of unneeded dialogue prior to the sex scenes, but when the sex took put, it was hot. The Whackman nor the viewers care about the backgrounds of any of those whores, so work on your editing. The casting was fine and The Whackman dropped 5 healthy pro-rated loads to this short movie. The Whackman forsees a bright future in this series.

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Ever wonder why you are here on earth, what you are purpose is, or even what the purpose of all sexually excited buddies is? The Whackman has. Hopefully, Legend’s Jody Moore Explains The Universe will be as educational as it sounds.

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In scene 1 stunning fair bombshell Jodie Moore dildos herself while sucking off her husband, in attempt to discover out what sex is all about. Jodie then lies on her back and gets thrusted precious and sooooo deep in this delicate shaven cunt of hers. Jodie gets pounded ferociously from underneath while sitting on top of her guy. this chick then takes it in the ass while being sidewayed and takes her husband to the promise land. Decent opening scene.

Scene 2 begins with a Canadian petite sweetie Christie Lee. After getting a quick lick job from some dude, this perfect babe gags on dude’s long penis. Christie’s delicate little pussy gets worked and her seducing moans get The Whackman going. that belle then bounces on dude’s prick and takes the obvious pain in stride as that chick orgasms. Christie gets a well deserved splatter in her face.

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The sexy looking Kimberly Kane begins by masturbating with a dildo until some dude comes in the room to help her out. Kimberly then shines her copulate buddy’s head before sitting on it and working the terrain. that perfect babe bends over to take it doggystyle on the couch and then lies on her back to get tattooed in her twat finally finishing her buddy off on her chin.

Scene 4 is the enchanting swarthy haired Dana Vespoli. After a decent oral exchange with her guy, Dana’s petite little body gets slitted while on a bench. Her facial expressions look like she’s in need of an exorcism and The Whackman feels like dabbing her with some holy water. Dana then gets toiled from underneath in a poorly choreographed scene as both actors lacked the fire.

An average looking brunette named Serena South gives up the poon tang after first rejecting. She gets licked before tonsiling the pecker. Serena then lies on her back to get penetrated, before leaning against a wall to get it doggystyle. Her moans were sweet, but her face and body were only subpart. Serena rides her buddy into the sunset and takes that mate's load all over her twat.

Jodie Moore Explains The Universe tells us all that we must fuck every chance we get to fulfill our purposes here. The message touched The Whackman in the pecker; nevertheless, if the casting was better, it would have been more fascinating to learn. The Whackman came down to Earth after the first two scenes and fired only 6 loads to The Whackman’s disappointment as the cast lacked some chemistry.

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Jun 07

There's nothing like a kooky “time-share in a desert cat-house scheme� gone bad to ignite the frustration of our non-slick investors into the flames of raw sexual affection. The Whackman seeks to learn the true nature of Legend’s Con Job.

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Scene 1 begins with a pretty faced fair named Dolly Golden requesting to get copulated by her fellow. After getting eating out, this beloved massages her man’s balls with her tongue and so really deep throats this boyfriend's sausage. this perfect babe then bounces on this beau's penis as her fake tits stay still and her teats point to the sky. Then Dolly gets stung sideways before getting doggystyled in a sprint to the finish line—taking this fellow's frosting all over her back and ass.

After some long dialogue, Dolly decides to cheat on her man in scene 2. that beauty swallows the new dude’s penis before sitting on it—reminiscent of the prior scene. The dude drills her from underneath at a ferocious pace. It was a replay performance of the last scene except in “fast forward�, so skip scene one for a faster ride.

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babe on beloved action takes put next in scene 3 with attractive fair milfs Anita Cannibal and Tara. They trade off muff dives before breaking out two dildos to work on each other. Then a double sided dildo gets the enjoyment of being in both whores simultaneously. The dude who was watching the whole time can’t take it anymore and pulverizes both bitches in a erotic copulating scene.

The exotic looking brunette Charlie gets her toes sucked to start scene 4. Her beautiful hairless pussy is then devoured by her man prior to her slob job on that boyfriend's sausage. this babe then rides reverse cowgirl before getting doggied by that lucky sausage. Charlie asks for it faster, deeper, and harder, and The Whackman wanted to swan dive into that juicy cunt.

In the final scene, Tara does the bartender a priceless favor. After sucking that mate's ramrod, Tara gets her pussy tickled and licked. Then that beauty lies on a craps table to get the dickin. that belle sits on that mate's rock hard and bounces with authority. The bartender puts her on her feet to rail her from behind and squirts a manly load all over her back.

Overall, Con Job was a decent flick that, despite the hapless acting, has some mature eye candy to feast on. The Whackman blew 7 loads to a well balanced cast of milf bitches.

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The Whackman is gearing up to amuse with some submissive chicks in Totally Tasteless Video’s Tied Twisted N Tortured.

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An average looking grandiose breasted Latina named Rocket starts her torture from the cutie by getting her vast teats tapped with a spatula. Rocket gets breast milk to squirt out onto a mirror then is forced to lick it up. The cutie than uses 3 rubber bands on each tit and continues the tapping until each tit purples up. Rocket gets in the doggystyle position as that girl takes some weak whipping to the ass. Then that girl is forced to stand and lingerie lines in the form of a flower petal design surround her sour ass tits. Her tits then get suctioned and again begin to swell up. Holy penetrating Shit that bitch has some iron titties.

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A young school babe dressed Saphire Rae from valuable ol Montana gets some bondage exploration from a slimy granddad. Slimy starts with some spanking using that mate's arm before breaking out that fella's spanking tool to redden up Saphire’s ass. Then he spanks her twat before moving on to her tiny boobies. All that bitch did was complain the whole time. It kind of turned The Whackman on. Slimy concluded with a clit clamp (the ring of love) that made The Whackman’s jaw drop.

The milf brunette Cheyanne was the last bitch to take some punishment from an old fart. He first used fish sinkers on each tit to drag em down. Cheyanne didn’t looked turned on at all. that beloved had more of a “hurry the fuck up and pay me� attitude, than an “ooh that feels good� one. Cheyanne and the old fart are on different sexual pages the entire time and The Whackman grew weary. The last scene dragged.

The sick evil motherfuckers over at Totally Tasteless definitely earned their fuckin name for making Tied Twisted N Tortured. The Whackman surprisingly shot 1 painfully good load and admittedly deserves to get shot in the back of the head for ejaculating at all.

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Jun 05

The Whackman is starving for some wonderful hardcore nailing in Legend’s avid. The Whackman’s appetite for sex will hopefully be challenged. Shall we?

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The decent looking Angelica Sin opens up scene one by gagging a dick. After an oral exchange, Angelica sits this respectable body of hers on her guy and squeals with an irritating high pitched voice. this chick then gets doggy pounded before lying on her back to get the continued stabbing. If the bitch would shut the fuck up, The Whackman would’ve enjoyed it more.

Scene two was a complete waste of time—skip this shit. Trust The Whackman.

The beautiful faced “pussy-cat-doll resembling� Dee and her smoking petite body get ravished by her boy-friend. He treats Dee like the whore this belle is. After spit shining this buddy's sausage, Dee sits on that boyfriend's face. Dee then takes the ride of her life on that lucky penis. that beauty gets her face planted on the chair pillow while in doggy, then gets on her back to take the pulverizing. While being sidewayed, that girl is worn and torn. The Whackman was in fond.

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In scene 4, the hot looking red-head Elizabeth X got down and ribald quick with her buddy. After sucking her fellow off, that perfect babe gets slitted doggystyle. Elizabeth then turns around and embraces her guy while he hammers her twat before quickly jizzing on her tits. Whata lack luster performance by the dude. Elizabeth could’ve used The Whackman’s services.

Trailer trash looking whore Samantha Sterling gets the business in scene 5. After a gold medal blow job performance, Samantha gets nailed doggystyle in her tramp pussy. that perfect babe then gets her obscene little pussy cleaned from underneath before getting sidewayed. that belle takes that mate's diminutive load all over her little tits.

The stunning Dee closes the show in the final scene with a sensual performance. After getting her pussy tongue-caressed, Dee returns the favor to dude. that beauty rides the rock hard weenie while the film displays it in slow motion. Her genuine moan gets The Whackman off (again). The dude takes it valuable and slow while Dee lies on her back and that girl jacks him off to blissland.

avid was an up and down roller coaster for The Whackman. The bitch in scene 4 didn’t get her due fuck because the bastard was a minute guy. Scene two should’ve been ixnayed from the flick. The whore in scene one needed to tone it down a bit—but that mistress did a decent job. Samantha was fun, and Dee—you can’t say enough valuable things about that slut. The Whackman let 6 juicy loads off in a damn near one woman show.

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The Whackman is here to catch some lovely Latin babez still in heat, despite their swollen bellies and breasts. In X-Traordianary’s preggy dreams 2, will they keep The Whackman in heat or cool The Whackman off?

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After getting her hairy swollen beaver munched on, a cute preggy Dulce wraps her mouth around her man’s penis and does the slowwwwwwwest blow job The Whackman has ever seen. Just when The Whackman thinks they’re about to penetrate, they get in a boring 69 position and the prick don’t lie—if it stays limp, STOP MOANING. The sex scene was boring and “Mr. Limpdick� was apparently not in the mood. Neither was The Whackman.

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A full figured ready to drop Alicia is craving the weenie in scene 2. After showing her body off, this beloved gets her saggy tits sucked and then performs a decent blow job (for a preggy tramp). Alicia then gets thrusted sideways before another dude gets in on the fun and sticks this fella's pecker in her mouth. Alicia’s sexual appetite has a positive effect on The Whackman, as the two dudes give that mom-to-be an adequate amount of cock.

Poison Chambers and her clown looking face gets a quickie from her man. that perfect babe starts off by sucking that boyfriend's diminutive cock before getting missionaried in her bush. Then Poison gets doggied and her man-looking face wouldn’t stop following The Whackman. Stop looking at The Whackman you copulating man-whore.

ready to drop dreams is somewhat of an oxy moron to The Whackman—“pregnant� and “fantasy� should not be used in the same sentence. 1 mysterious load was fired from scene two, but then The Whackman’s senses kicked in. Why the fuck weren’t they goo puffed? Were those dumbasses afraid of getting those bitches preggy? That may have very well been the deciding factor between firing a load and holding back. The one positive note: there were only three scenes.

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