I was reading an article the other day about how some whacked out religous morality right wing nut-jobs go criticising Disney episodes with a bunch of bullshit about how the Disney artists are perverts and intentionally make temples and towers phallus shaped…(yeah, like it is their fault that an arabic tower has the shape it does)

I wonder what those same groups of nut-jobs would say about this almost Disneyesque art and if they would catch the Phallic Symbolism thrusting in front of 'em or if it could be used on those censorship review boards to entice some heart attacks and get rid of those censorship motherfuckers.

This is where the line gets drawn and smart, savvy parents know that it is time to worry and maybe make an impromptu travel to the Ivy League college to say salute to Sweet Suzie before she becomes Strumpet Suzie…

Parents: No matter how much it might piss you off and exasperate you for your 18 year old daughter at college to be asking for money every time you talk to her….it's when they say they suddenly end up financially stable and not asking for money at that age that you have to worry.

Could you imagine adorable the special effects from vids like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon or The Matrix and interweaving them into porn?

The results would be astounding; slow-motion cumshots that the girl can move right into..impossible positions where the fuckers seem to be lighter than air and eager action that would defy belief.  Porn like this would be incredible to watch but just like some Hi-Def porn with not-so-perfect looking actresses, sometimes leaving things to the imagination can be the best plan overall…

Sometimes I read those and wonder what the hell the narrator of those jokes and sight-gags has as his major mental problem that makes him so incapable of realizing what makes  a wonderful thing and what makes a bad thing…

Frank has no problem with his job….yeah right buddy…Frank has absolutely no problem with the fact that these bitches made him a cramming eunuch so that they wouldn't got to worry about his being distracted leading to a car accident or having any pleasure himself. Let's chop off your copulating genitals and see how much of a problem you've with it Mr. copulating narrator.

Ahhh sure the new way to film porn developed by those stoned nubiles that were getting all wigged out looking in the rear-view mirror one day when they were driving around blasted out of their skulls..

The avant-garde style of delightsome the whole idea of objects being closer than they appear in the rearview mirror of your car and applying it to photography in porn making

This is what's wrong with the American Education system !  Freakin bleeding heart liberal commie assholes go all ‘ohhhh we need to keep sex out of schools'…cmon people school is where you go to learn what you got to make it in the real world and a babe who doesn't know how to eat cheese dick is about as useful as an umbrella when skydiving.

Kudos to you Coach Johnson on having the courage to give the female youth of this day the skills that they will need to survive adult life.

People never think of the consequences of their actions nowadays…they just go along living for the moment.

If this fella really wanted to get ahead in his quest for sexual fullfilment without breaking his vows, he should have just killed the old battle-axe harlot version of his wife before going back…then as each one aged he could have just repeated the process forever with versions a minute younger than the first one he went back for

Halloween is all over the stores right now and has been for a while, and sexy damn soon we'll be seeing everything there is to see about Christmas.

So I decided to emulate the stores and bring in a little holiday cheer…but of course given that it is not actually the holiday season I chose something with a twist (and some teeth), cos godammit those bitches who NEVER hummer prick or NEVER swallow just absolutely deserve to be place on Santa's Nasty list and not get any presents.

Every priceless wife and mother knows that getting enough protein in your diet is crucial to worthy health, vitality and growth…

Some Pretty Nasty Wives pay closer attention to this detail than others as they lovingly whip up a tasty protein shake to have a fun first thing in the morning.  What a great way to start your day!

Now as long as education has been co-ed there have been highschool and college students getting it on with each other and exploring each other's bodies…in my day a favorite spot for everyone was behind the bleachers on the sports fields.

Nowadays sex is everywhere, people can not surf the internet without some naked cutie pie popping up and it is made it so this day's youth has far less inhibitions…they still use the bleachers to get fun around…difference is they do not care if they are behind or in front now.

This toon reminds me of an old joke about an ant and an elephant….

Once upon a time there was a horny ant at the zoo who came upon an elephant…now the ant climbed up the elephant and started cramming it…of course an elephant being an elephant and an ant being an ant the elephant didn't really feel anything.  Suddenly a coconut fell from a tree above the elephant and hit him on the head.  “OW”, said the elephant.  Filled with delusions of his own masculine grandeur the ant of course thought it was him making the elephant say ow and responded, “yeah…that is right…take it harlot.”

Too many girls have some fucked up ideas in their heads as nevertheless they are meant to be doing or should be doing or want to be doing real jobs like beaus and have the same rights to vote and so on and so on…they just never freakin stop…

This time THIS is what a woman should be, someone who knows that even however they aren't equal to men in many ways…they are far more than equal when it comes to sex and a real woman enjoys the fact that sexual satisfaction is the real reason that they exist and they have as many orgasms as they can while getting off as many fellows as are around.

While some people are arrogant assholes and bitches who think that their farts don't stink and that they walk above everyone else, other people sell themselves absolutely short when it comes to their own personal value…don't know why…it's just the way it is.

Take this whore here….she just gave this boy-friend a sexy blowjob, sucked down his cum and this time this cutie pie pie hopes it will get him to show her a camera which if this kitten buys he gets a commision on…damn strumpet, just demand the pumping camera in return for the blowjob.

Exactly dude….who the hell cares about the damn door…no matter how freaky it's.  You beaus are nude for a reason and it isn't to check out the bonking architecture…it is to score.

That's just one of the problems with chicks…they spend so much time looking at the small things going on and ignore the gross fun things that are right in front of them…well, fuck him harlot.

Time for a quick test to see how with it you are sexually…take a very fast look at this pic, then close your eyes and say what is missing…

That is right….the whore has her mouth vast open and is missing the third rod to fill it up and jam her with each opening stuffed…if you saw it right away then kudos to you.  You should be gangbanging some strumpet instead of reading a blog